What Another Red Light?

It's cool to watch life when you're at a red light. For one minute the world is your stage. Little old lady gingerly crossing the street, motorcycle buzzing by like a bee heading to its next flower, and the Mommy pulling her baby and grocery in the red wagon or the car turning in front of you and you get a smile and wave. When life has you stopped because of all the bad things going on in the news and you think can't move an inch just have a red light moment and see life is moving just fine.

Why Orange Chew Here?

One day while eating a nice navel orange I noticed how easy it was to peel. Simple things like this get my mind going in full gear. Once peeled I started eating the orange and noticed not one seed. My mind was wide open by now. This orange could not make another orange. Then I started to think a normal orange is hard to peel and with every bite you have spit out about three seeds on the ground… where it can grow another tree for more oranges. In everyday life people are trying to make things easier and easier. And we’ve forgotten about the all the hard labor it took for our fathers and our fathers’ fathers to put food on the table. We should get back to producing fruit again to show the youth of today that life is hard work and not everything they want will be so easily handed to them. Produce fruit that can produce fruit.

Best sense of smell on the planet!

Being the W.S.Redneck I keep finding more and more super powers. Today I figured out that I have the best sense of smell on the planet. I can smell the different between McDonald's french fries and Burger King french fries. My left arm pit sweat smells like McDonald's fries and the right Burger King's fries. Wonder what my next super power is HUMMM???

Pushing past the thought.

Just when all is gone and there ain't no more in the tank, power kicks in. It's amazing the more I think about doing better the harder I make my body work. My brain is the most powerful thing I have. It's stronger than muscles, bones, cartilage, and ligaments. It makes you reach farther into your heart for what you desire. To succeed past what you once thought was great but now is child's play. If you think age is too old you've built a wall in your mind and set a limit to what you can achieve and as years past the wall gets bigger and thicker. I have seen a man 50 years old lift more than he has ever lifted. I have climbed in his head and play kickball with the negative thoughts and not listen to all the pain going on around him. It's true as a man thinketh therefor he is. The Bible.

Bad economy, Bad weather, Bad roads, Bad drugs

The economy and weather is getting so bad, its effecting everyone with bad roads and even drug addicts. Almost hit a stoner trying to smoke a pot hole.

Saw a whole herd of addicts chasing a salt truck in thinking that it was dispensing free crack.

Saw an addict with a garden hose up his nose snorting snow. He got a bad brain freeze!

Its so cold saw an addict named Old Yellow shooting up antifreeze to stay warm.

Ooops Great Coffee

My wife found the best way to make a great cup of coffee by mistake. She forgot to add the coffee last night when she made it. She was so tired I guess. The pot turn on today and no coffee. Ooops she said then added coffee and ran the pot of hot water thru the maker. GINKNEEUS! Wow it was extra hot and strong. That was why I wrecked today cuzz I was wanting to drink it so bad. Wait a minute! Or was it a plan of hers to get rid of me????? HUMMMM!!!!

It's the Bumps in Life

Was driving back home from running the dog in the park. Reached for my cup of coffee, which was extra good today. Slip! Bam! Boom! In a deep snow filled ditch. Was doing the put it in drive put it reverse dance. No go! Got out dug all snow and ice out about a foot of it. Tried again. No go! Did this for about 20 mins. No passers by to help. Prayed thought prayed thought. Then the thought hit me. I am very strong one of my legs is stronger than a normal man. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Stuck my leg out the door as I throw it into reverse moved car up and back. Took a few more times but bot ta boom bot ta bing out it went. It takes life's little bumps for us to dig a little deeper but when its over man it sure feels good. Oh yeah the check engine light went out. A little bump fixed it. BYYYEE!